Friday, May 4, 2012

Cara Mudah Nak Kupas Kulit Bawang Putih

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Try jangan tak try. Video kat bawah ni tunjukkan cemana nak kupas bawang putih dengan gunakan cara yang sangat gay .. kah kah kah kah .. 

Seriously, wa tengok cara ni memang berkesan kalo dipraktikkan masa ada gotong royong untuk kenduri kendara sebab boleh jimatkan masa mengupas dan kemudian masa yang terluang tu boleh le digunakan oleh Mek Nab dan Kak Yam (bukan nama sebenar) untuk buat acara tepuk tepung dalam dulang .. kih kih kih



Gitu le seadanya .. cuba le buat aksi ni sesekali depan jiran sebelah rumah .. pasti mereka akan cuba sedaya upaya untuk kagum dengan kejeniusan luorang .. kah kah kah

Thursday, May 3, 2012

English Poem Tahap Baham Tanah

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Menurut orang yang buat puisi kat bawah ni, kalo luorang boleh sebut setiap patah dengan baik dan lancar, itu bermakna bahasa inggeris luorang lebih baik dari 90% manusia yang sememangnya bertutur dalam bahasa tersebut.. sebab diowang pon tergeliat lidah nak menyebut satu persatu .. 

So selamat menggeliatkan lidah ..

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.


I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.


Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)


Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;


Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,


Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;


One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.


Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.


Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,


Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.


River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.


Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,


Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.


Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.


Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.


Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.


We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;


Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.


Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.


Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.


Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.


Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.


Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.


Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.


Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.


Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?


It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.


Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to [never] give up!!!

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perghh .. gila kentang, sangkut gak wa kat sana sini ..ada perkataan yang wa tak pernah pakai pon .. kah kah kah kah .. well, puisi ni memang super aspionto .. uikss.. apo tu ?

well, dalam bahasa melayu pon mak wa pernah challenge untuk sebut 'buaya biawak' lelaju.. tu pon kantoi ngan jayanya .. kah kah kah

 

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